“Woman in training looking for friend with benefits to assist with “practice makes perfect”.
Offered on good days: Sharp wit, soft oral, hard sex and no strings (unless required for bedroom, then soft satin only…). A whizz in the kitchen, especially at keeping tiles and counter tops polished.
Wanted: Part time other eighth with off side and depraved sense of humour, healthy sexual appetite, abilitu to laugh at self a requirement, and a constant craving for fluids a plus.”
Now this is how all personal ads should be.